Les Miserables - Master Of The House (Key: OR Amaj)

Title: Master Of The House
Format: MP3 Backing Track - Instrumental - Karaoke
Created in the style of: Les Misérables (Les Miserables)
Genre: Movie, Musical & Soundtrack
Language: English
Era: 1980s
Key: OR Amaj
Backing vocals: No
Lyrics: Yes
 
Welcome, M'sieur
Sit yourself down
And meet the best
Innkeeper in town
As for the rest
All of 'em crooks
Rooking their guests
And cooking the books

Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be

Master of the house
Doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm
Tells a saucy tale
Makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price

Master of the house
Keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve 'em
Of a sou or two
Watering the wine
Making up the weight
Pickin' up their knick-knacks
When they can't see straight
Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody's bosom friend
I do whatever pleases
Geez! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!

Master of the house
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher
And lifelong mate
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone
But lock up your valises
Geez! Won't I skin you to the bone!

Enter M'sieur
Lay down your load
Unlace your boots
And rest from the road

This weighs a ton
Travel's a curse
But here we strive
To lighten your purse

Here the goose is cooked
Here the fat is fried
And nothing's overlooked
Till I'm satisfied

Food beyond compare
Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer
And pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse
Liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages
With this and that
Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges
Plus some little extras on the side

Charge 'em for the lice
Extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little slice
There a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks he knows
How it all increases
All those bits and pieces
Geezz! It's amazing how it grows

Master of the house
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher
And lifelong mate
Everybody's boon companion
Gives 'em everything he's got
Dirty bunch of geezers
Geez! What a sorry little lot

I used to dream
That I would meet a prince
But G-d Almighty
Have you seen what's happened since

`Master of the house?'
Isn't worth me spit!
`Comforter, philosopher'
- And lifelong shit
Cunning little brain
Regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover
But there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature
Landed me with such a louse
G-d knows how I've lasted
Living with this bastard in the house

Master of the house
Master and a half
Comforter, philosopher
Ah, don't make me laugh
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate
Everybody bless the landlord
Everybody bless his spouse
Everybody raise a glass
Raise it up the master's arse
Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house
 
Composer: CLAUDE-MICHEL SCHOENBERG/HERBERT KRETZMER/ALAIN BOUBLIL (ALAIN BOUBLIL MSC/STEPHEN TENENBAUM)